INTRO , , , , , G D C G D C , , , , , G D C G D C VERSE 1 G D C When they dressed me and they put me on a plane to Memphis G D C Well, I never got to see Elvis G D I just sweated it out in a hotel room C But I think the king would've understood G D C Why I never made it to Graceland G D C Bathroom towels were cool against my head G D C I pressed my forehead to the floor. And prayed for a trapdoor G D C I've been here many times before. But I've never made it- G D C To Graceland CHORUS 1 G D C And if I make it to the morning….. G D C I should've come with a warning….. G D C And if I make it to the stage. I'll show you what it means- G D C To be sad….. VERSE 2 G D C Well, pick me up in New Orleans. Pinned in a bathroom stall G D C Pick me up above my body. Press my corpse against the wall G D C I told the band to leave without me. I'll get the next flight G D C And I'll see you all with Elvis. If I don't survive the night CHORUS 2 G D C If I make it to the morning….. G D C I should've come with a warning….. G D C And if I make it to the stage. I'll show you what it means- G D C To be sad….. BRIDGE Am G D And after every tour, I swear I'll quit. It's over boys, now this is it Am G D But the call, it always comes. And it sounds like children Am G D Begging to be born. But, oh, I guess I got my wish G D C Anything, anything, anything but this CHORUS 3 G D C If I make it to the morning….. G D C I should've come with a warning….. G D C And if I make it to the stage. I'll show you what it means- G D C To be sad….. OUTRO G D C Oh, you know I'm still afraid….. G D C I'm still crazy and I'm still scared….. G D C But if I make it to the stage. I'll show you what it means- G D C To be spared…… G D C To be spared…… G D C To be spared…… G D C To be spared…… G To be spared……